Free New Erotica: Lazy Bar Hookers

Jessica L. and I have completed another book together, this time it's Western Erotica short. It will be available through Amazon and B&N soon for $2.99, but temporarily free on Smashwords.

Lazy Bar Hookers

Welcome to the Lazy Bar Hook Ranch, where the girls will see to your every need.

From the positively filthy imaginations of Jessica Longstreet and Jodi Sylph comes a short western erotica story of life at the Lazy Bar Hook Ranch. Allie runs the ranch, servicing clients from the small western town, and sweeping them into situations that they’d never expect.

This short story contains m/f and a ménage with m/m/f/f.

Warning: This book contains graphic descriptions of explicit sex both straight and gay.

And just a reminder: There are two other free books this week on Smashwords:

The Mercenary's Wench

My Naughty Neighbors

It's Playtime!

Weekends with Daddy continues with Playtime now available on Amazon and Smashwords, and soon on B&N.

Playtime (weekends with Daddy Book 2)

The Weekends with Daddy Series continues with Playtime…

After accidentally losing her virginity to her step-dad, Megan is left horny with desire. She tries to satisfy herself with her boyfriend, but she soon realizes that he isn’t her fantasy, she only wants one man. Megan returns to see her step-dad, but he is guilt-stricken from their previous weekend together, and not anything how Megan imagined it would be. To patch things between them, she starts a plot to seduce and get him to accept her, and to desire her for who she is. This weekend is all playtime. 

An Erotica Short Story of Pseudo-Incest.

Warning: This book contains graphic descriptions of explicit sex between a step-father and an over 18 Step-Daughter.

After losing her virginity to her step-dad, Megan is left horny with desire. She tries to satisfy herself with her boyfriend, but he isn’t her fantasy, she only wants one man. Megan returns to see her step-dad, but he is guilt-stricken from their previous weekend together, and not anything how Megan imagined it would be. She plots to seduce and get him to accept her, and to desire her for who she is. 

Book 1, Sleepless, is available here:

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

Smashwords

And just a reminder: There are two free books this week on Smashwords:

The Mercenary's Wench

My Naughty Neighbors

Another Free Gift - And it's Naughty

Yesterday I announced the free giveaway of The Mercenary's Wench at Smashwords. Today I'm doing it one better. From now until the 1st of December, I'm also giving away My Naughty Neighbors, only at Smashwords. If you haven't tried one of my books, here's two very different ones to get a taste.

Until next time,
Jodi

The Mercenary's Wench - Free through November 30th

Here's a special treat for you... I am making my very first short erotica story free for the rest of the month of November, through Smashwords. I am currently working on Book 2 in this series. 

The Mercenary's Wench

Enjoy!

XOXOX,

Jodi

Free Erotica Today

Free Erotica from my co-author Jessica Longstreet and me.

Twin Babysitters I: Sherry

Enjoy!

Want to Know Another Secret?

It shouldn't be a secret for long. My new book, Dirty Secrets: A Foot Affair, is now available through Smashwords, and should be available for those of you that favor Amazon and B&N by tomorrow.

For those of you that can't wait, here's the details:

Dirty Secrets: A Foot Affair

Leslie and Robin love shoe shopping, and the sales clerk is hot. Obviously, to work in a shoe story he has to have a foot fetish, right? The two women get him in the back room and find out just how much into feet they can get him. This hot, short erotica story is filled with foot worship and sex, mingling the two into a steamy read guaranteed to leave you wet.

An Erotica Short Story.

Warning: This book contains graphic descriptions of explicit sex, including footjobs, blowjobs, sex on a desk, toe sucking, squirting, femdom, f/f/m, CFNM, cheating, the “F” word, and other fun stuff. For dirty-minded mature readers only.  

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Pssst! Also grab Twin Babysitters I: Sherry this weekend for free (Saturday and Sunday only) from Amazon.

Twin Babysitters Collection

Jessica Longstreet and I have completed the third book in the Twin Babysitters series, and along with it, have released all three books as a single collection. This series is an Amazon exclusive, you won't find it anywhere else. And if you pick up the collection, you save $2 over buying each book individually.

With that said, this weekend I'll be giving away book 1 as free starting on Saturday! Try it with no risk and see if you dig Jessica's erotica style. :) That's free for two days only.

Here's the complete series:

Twin Babysitters 1: Sherry










Twin Babysitters 2: Shelly

Twin Babysitters 3: Two Are Better Than One











Twin Babysitters Collection (All three books)

Am I Showing too Much Ass?

Okay, take a look at my cover for Sleepless...

Smashwords rejected it from the Premium Catalog for too much nudity. When I look at this, I see the top of a male ass. Far less ass than what I see shown with women wearing thongs or in a swim suit. I need to censor it or replace it for better distribution. What if this book were about plumbing? That butt would be integral to the story!

That's two book controversies in one week! (The other was for Erotic Adventures in Babysitting: Milk and Cum, where I placed a white splat on the cover (assumption, they're not clear either)... blocked on Amazon...)

(For the record, I'm assuming it's his posterior, my x-ray vision isn't good enough to see anything else).

Opinions? Suggestions? Comments?

Daddy Fantasies - Just for the Weekend

I'd like to introduce another new book for the week: Sleepless - Weekends with Daddy Book 1. With luck, it'll be live on Amazon and Barnes & Noble by tomorrow. Grab it early for your e-reader through Smashwords!

On a side note, all that Amazon told me in their email was a form letter that Erotic Adventures in Babysitting: Milk and Cum went against their policies. Wish it wasn't so vague, but there it is.

Megan hasn't seen her step-father in three years. Now in college, she’s tracked him down and wants them to spend the weekend together. Things are going well until Megan is lying in bed, unable to sleep. She decides to slip into her step-dad’s bed. However, in his sleep he mistakes her for his ex-wife, Megan’s mother!

Megan has always wanted a man like her step-dad, but she never thought it would actually be her step-dad. Now she must decide whether to get up and run, wake him, or let him have his way with her. But there’s one other factor…

… she’s a virgin! And this encounter may change their relationship forever.

An Erotica Short Story of Pseudo-Incest.

Warning: This book contains graphic descriptions of explicit sex between a step-father and an over 18 Step-Daughter.

Erotica Blocked!

I just checked the status of Erotic Adventures in Babysitting: Milk and Cum and apparently something didn't sit well with Amazon. It's listed as Blocked. I'm not too concerned, though Amazon is the lion's share of my livelihood. I don't know whether it's because of the title or the white splash I put on the cover, but the subject matter isn't any crazier or taboo than much of the other stuff I've previously published. Hopefully they'll send me a letter explaining why.

The characters are all over the age of 18, I've written about babysitters with Jessica L. before, and there are other books on Amazon with Cum in the title. There is also no nudity on the cover. The white splash is the same graphic as the blue splash that I used on the cover of Dripping Wet. I wouldn't mind knowing so that I can avoid what I did in the future. And I'd love to be able to make changes to the cover if that's the problem, not have the book completely blocked as it currently is.

You can support this book and me by purchasing it on Smashwords or Barnes & Noble. And if you have a guess as to what Amazon didn't like about it, let me know. If I get an email from them, I'll share the details.

The Adventure Begins Now... And it's Messy!

After the politics tonight, how about some erotica? Going live right now on Smashwords, and tomorrow on Amazon and B&N, Erotic Adventures in Babysitting: Milk and Cum shall dirty your ereaders! I think the title is fairly self-explanatory, but here's the book blurb:

Jenny is babysitting for the Jones family, but when they catch her watching one of their sex tapes, a ménage ensues! Laura’s breasts are so swollen with milk she soon has it spilling from Jenny’s mouth and squirting everywhere. When Laura’s husband joins in, things soon get even more messy. Babysitting will never be the same for Jenny again…

This erotic short story features lactation/breast milk fantasy, and f/f/m action.

And just in case you missed it, Naughty Neighbors: Dripping Wet is available now at Amazon and at Barnes & Noble. 

And as a head's up, I've got some more crazy erotic goodness coming your way all week!!! 

Are You Wet?

My new short erotica Naughty Neighbors: Dripping Wet will be getting you wet on your nooks and kindles tomorrow, but did you know you can get it now on Smashwords? AND! If you use this code: BH44M you can get it for $1.99!!! But only until Friday, then you're looking at full price ($2.99).

The day is not going good for Ashley.

After spending all day working in her garden, she’s hot and dirty and needs a shower. Unfortunately she discovers that she has no hot water! Taking a chance, she asks her neighbor Lloyd if she can use his shower. He agrees, but Ashley soon finds herself wanting much more from Lloyd than just some hot water. 

This erotica short story features female masturbation involving a pulsating shower head and an electric toothbrush, a blow job, and hot shower sex.